- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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