What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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