- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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