- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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