How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Obama = ebola

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Women's rights

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