- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

womans having rights.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Is maynaise an instrument?

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