- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Anthony sucks

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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