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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Trump will make America great again.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!