do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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