A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Nickelback.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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