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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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