- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

You idiot.

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