- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

test test

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??