What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

the power to turn magnetism into light

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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