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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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