- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's round and orangey? An orange.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's 9+10 Ebola

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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