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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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