- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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