- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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