Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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