- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

I was watching Fox news.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A dyslexic blind man

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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