- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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