A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

I hate Jews The Holocaust

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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