- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Shltskc gw? G

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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