- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Steve Jobs is alive.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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