What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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