- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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