- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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