Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

And you honored it I see :P

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Antijokes...

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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