What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Katy Perry

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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