- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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