- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

I love pissing people off :P

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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