A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Bitch

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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