Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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