- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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