- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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