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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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