- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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