- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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