What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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