Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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alert("Hello");

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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