Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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wenis

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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