- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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