Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Michael Brown

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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