- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

2 black kids walk into school

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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