- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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