Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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