- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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