- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Good job, son.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

i found waldo.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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