A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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