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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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