- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

So one time there was this woman learning...

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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