- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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