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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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