- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A fish swims up your penis...

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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