Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

i like turtles

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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