- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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