- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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