- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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