Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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