Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

your no better than a cockroach

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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