- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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