Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Hello.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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