Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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