Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Chlamydia

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

antonis sister is mighty fine

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A fat guy!

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

the WNBA

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

batman has diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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