whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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This is an anti-joke.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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PICKLES

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Anti Joke

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