Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Sex education in Texas,

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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A lot eh?

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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