My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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