- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than this That :(

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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