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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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