Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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