- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Please ignore this statement.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

i just wrote this so hard

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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