- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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