knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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your face

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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