A fat guy!

batman has diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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