- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Click here to end the world.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

All of these jokes are about white people

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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