- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A fat guy!

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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