- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's stupid a light bulb.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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