Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

yolo your orange looks orange

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

your mama's so fat... that's it

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

su algato es en fuego

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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