whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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A man walked into a bar owch

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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