Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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