Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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