- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Womens rights

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Antijokes...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

field day?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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