- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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