caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Whats funnier than 24.....25

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

women's rights

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Anti Joke

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