What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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