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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Take part of what?

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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