How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

I asked her where you were.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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