How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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