- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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