- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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