- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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