- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

A guy walks into a bar

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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