HELLO EVERYONE

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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The Labour Party.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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