what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

guess what what ...

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

a chinese man pays the full price

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

matt is fat

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