- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

antonis sister is mighty fine

how do you call someone? use a phone

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are flowers.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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