an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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lets bomb africa

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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