A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

how do you win a game try your best

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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