I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Jeff

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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