Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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PENIS

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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penis in the camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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