A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Niall Horan

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Indians

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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I <3 Hitler

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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