A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Women's rights

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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