- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Once upon a time a was born

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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