On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what happened to your carpool? they died.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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