- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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